Powdermilk Biscuits

Powdermilk Biscuits is a sponsor of A Prairie Home Companion.

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Powdermilk Biscuits are usually described as "Made from whole wheat raised in the rich bottomlands of the Lake Wobegon river valley by Norwegian bachelor farmers; so you know they're not only good for you, but pure... mostly. Buy them ready-made in the big blue box with the picture of the biscuit on the cover, or in the brown bag with the dark stains that indicate freshness. Whole wheat that gives shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. Heavens, they're tasty, and expeditious!"

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Has your family tried them, Powdermilk? Has your family tried them, Powdermilk! Well, if your family's tried 'em, You know you've satisfied 'em, They're a real hot item, Powdermilk!